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[luckydog]

[ Fiddling with his shirt- no I can't rock the open shirt look. ]

So pick fights with people who'll actually give you a fight back.

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Someone who will stand a chance, you mean? It's a poor villain who worries about things like only murdering the capable.

[luckydog]

You even call yourself a villain?

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Well, obviously. What other sort of person would threaten to kill a decent fellow like you over cigarettes?

[luckydog]

Plenty, from my past experience.

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...oh yes. Jail. Well, those were just criminals I suppose. And frankly I doubt many of them would've gone through with it. But I would even enjoy it. Maybe that's where 'villain' comes from.

[luckydog]

Aren't villains supposed to walk around wearing masks and capes or something? You'd look horrible in those.

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I wore top hats and expensive suits for the most part.

[luckydog]

[ Considering this... ]

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[hmm comfy]

[luckydog]

At least you had good taste.

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[snort]

Part of the life.

[luckydog]

Where'd you get the money from?

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Adopted by a wealthy family.

[luckydog]

Sounds nice.

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A wealthy family that was making great success toward destroying humanity and killing god.

[luckydog]

... Do you do anything normal?

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Of course. The only thing strange you've seen me do is threaten to take your heart out.

[luckydog]

And touch my insides a bit.

[ Absently rubs at his chest. ]

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Once you're up for it I'll touch them a little more intimately.

[luckydog]

[ Rocks a bit idly on Slick's back. ]

Pass.

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Aren't you ready to trust me yet? I obviously know your desires better than you do.

[luckydog]

You just know a lot more about sex than I do.

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And sex is what we're talking about.

[luckydog]

Aren't you already doing well enough on the sex trading?